wake up america
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)
In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even fucking kidding you
… Please tell me you guys are kidding.
Florida is like it’s own country I swear
And if you live near Orlando you just assume that the entire population of earth lives with Mickey Mouse.
Stop coming here people, it’s hot and not fun and nobody can drive to save their life.
its true though. north florida is basically georgia though. you haven’t even mentioned the keys though , i feel like we aren’t even the real usa